1 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,260 Action star Lou Jitsu is back. 2 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,200 In hot soup, the game. 3 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,160 Ah. 4 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,320 Your soup is mine. 5 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:53,780 I will fight my way up to you, fourth level. 6 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,560 Sixty levels of chop -socky violence. 7 00:01:12,190 --> 00:01:15,590 Lujitsu was in a video game? We got to get it. We got to get it. 8 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,110 Accessing worldwide intertubes. Hmm. 9 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,730 Lujitsu nunchucks. Lujitsu sunglasses. 10 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:22,270 Oh, here it is. 11 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:24,390 Lujitsu's Hot Soup the Game. 12 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,490 Montez Auction House. 13 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:27,730 Buy it now. 14 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:30,730 Oh, baby. 15 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:37,550 We are the proud owners of one very old, misconditioned copy of Hot Soup the 16 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:40,750 Game. Wait a minute. You bought it at an auction house? How are we going to pick 17 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:41,790 it up with the... 18 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,110 This whole situation. 19 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:46,250 That's not your problem, because I'm going to go get it by myself. 20 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:47,650 What? By yourself? 21 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:49,990 Are you out of your ooze -twisted mind? 22 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:55,070 I'm not a baby, Raph. I got the squills, the moves, the ninja realness. 23 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,110 I'm ready for my first solo mission. 24 00:01:57,390 --> 00:02:01,150 Of course you are. In seven to ten years, right now it's just too 25 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:05,110 I say we let him go, Raph. You went out on your own when you were his age. Yeah, 26 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:08,870 but when I was his age, I was two years older. What is up with your math? 27 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:11,870 Donnie, would you please talk some sense into these guys? 28 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,990 Hmm? Yeah, whatever Leo said is probably right. Thanks for believing in me, 29 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,070 Donnie. 30 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:21,530 Leo, I love you. That's for you, Raph. You get laughed at. 31 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,110 Mikey out. 32 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:25,910 Hey, 33 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,130 Mikey, you forgot your... 34 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:50,600 Baby, I should have brought candles because this is a piece of cake. 35 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:58,320 You have 36 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,540 shown great skill as a new recruit of the Foot Clan. 37 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:06,900 Your final test is a mission you must complete entirely on your own. 38 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:11,340 Excellent. What enemy of our clan am I to crush between my fists? 39 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,080 Uh, no crushing. 40 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:19,990 You are here to retrieve a mysterious artifact that was said to be in the 41 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,590 possession of action film star Lu Jitsu. 42 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:25,910 Oh, he was the best. Oh, yeah. 43 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:27,450 Jitsu for justice? 44 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:30,890 That's my favorite. It's the movie that got me interested in crime. 45 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:36,670 Ooh, a punch chowder. He defeats an entire organized crime mob using 46 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:37,670 as his only weapon. 47 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:38,950 Hot soup! 48 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:43,210 Hi, senseis. I will study these important motion pictures. 49 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:48,830 Anyhoo. You ought to enter the auction house and retrieve any Lujitsu 50 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:53,930 merchandise. I will tear this place asunder until I find every Lujitsu item 51 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:54,930 within its walls. 52 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:58,530 Okay, okay, okay. Love the intensity, but let's just go stealth. 53 00:03:58,810 --> 00:04:00,190 No muss, no fuss. 54 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:01,650 But, Clayton! 55 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:04,650 Somebody had her coffee. 56 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:14,970 Okay, Magic Mike, time to snag that game, go home, and rub it in Raph's 57 00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:18,990 No! No! 58 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:24,590 How much they want for this? 59 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,130 Ooh, it's got a feather! 60 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:34,330 Who are you? What are you doing here? I'm a customer here to pick up my 61 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:35,330 video game. 62 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,090 Lujitsu? 63 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:41,640 Are you narrowing your eyes because you like Lujitsu? 64 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,100 Lujitsu! 65 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:47,260 Yes, Punch Shouter is my favorite motion picture film movie. 66 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,659 Oh, okay. 67 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,660 Well then. 68 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,099 What the? 69 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,100 I shall return. 70 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:53,420 Stay here and do nothing! 71 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,400 Recruit, what's wrong? 72 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,700 There's someone here. 73 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,200 A talking turtle. And he is asking about Lujitsu merchandise. 74 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,920 Those turtles again? 75 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,940 They must be after the artifact, too. 76 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,980 Oh, you're gonna need help. We'll be right o - No, no. You know the rules. 77 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,780 To pass, she must complete her mission by herself. 78 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,460 Sensei, permission to - Vanquish his soul to the depths of oblivion! 79 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,860 Yeah, sure. Okay, why not? 80 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,360 What if he destroys her instead? 81 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,420 Well, then, we promote Jocelyn instead. I mean, we go through a recruit a week, 82 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,500 right? 83 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:39,360 Hmm, something's up. She says she works here, but the lights are off. But maybe 84 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,940 there's a power outage. But she didn't care about this whole situation. 85 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,860 But maybe she thought I was in costume. 86 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:50,340 But she did like punch chowder. But only criminals like punch chowder. 87 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:55,560 Hey, what's the big idea? 88 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,840 An enemy of the foot must perish. You will not claim the artifact. 89 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,460 But I have a receipt. 90 00:06:04,969 --> 00:06:06,930 Is this how you normally treat customers? 91 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:10,150 Because if it is, I'd like to speak to that supervisor. 92 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:42,040 Luchitsu. The artifact. 93 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:12,900 Just checking in, making sure you're okay. Everything okay? You're okay, 94 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,740 Overprotective brother senses. Penguin, Donnie, tap into their security cameras. 95 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:45,660 Oh, sure. Let me just load my tap into every security camera in New York app. 96 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,080 I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't. I am in. 97 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,460 Oh, I guess he's okay. 98 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,540 Now that's cute. 99 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,160 Nice girl. 100 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:23,720 You monster. 101 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,480 Back to me, Lou baby. 102 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:44,880 How's everything going? 103 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,400 It's under control. 104 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,700 I'll be back in a minute. 105 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,560 You're finished, turtle scum. 106 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,800 Yeah. 107 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:06,760 And Raph thought I couldn't do this all by myself. 108 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,500 Solo mission complete. 109 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,660 We're here to rescue you, buddy. 110 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,400 going to take a quick look. 111 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,940 I told you, she must prove herself. 112 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:21,340 Oh, hello. 113 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,240 What's this? 114 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,320 They're all there. 115 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,440 It's an ambush. 116 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:30,780 I had it in my hands. I was literally ready to leave. What part of by myself 117 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:31,780 don't you understand? 118 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,180 Little man. 119 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:40,500 What? Say what? I mean, big man, I will open up my apology wallet and give you a 120 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,780 big... Big stack of... Yeah, yeah. Mistakes were made. Lessons were 121 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:47,920 We've got a video game to play. So, vamonos, hermanos. Ha -ha! 122 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,000 Solo mission complete. 123 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,880 We're here to rescue you. 124 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:08,980 No! I had it in my hands. I was literally ready to leave. What part of 125 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,260 don't you under... 126 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,089 She gets it. 127 00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:15,790 Stay out of this, you little pipsqueak. Whoa, whose brother are you calling a 128 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:19,930 pipsqueak, towhead? Maybe you're the pipsqueak. I'll protect you, Mikey! 129 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,430 Wait a minute. That is not the artifact we seek. 130 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,550 It's the only legit few thing here. 131 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,610 Well, then, your mission is a bust. 132 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:33,210 On the technicality, of course. But don't be discouraged. 133 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:36,970 The road to success is paved with miles of failure. 134 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,390 I shall provide him worthy next time. 135 00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:44,090 Yes, yes, I know. Come, we'll get a nice flop. 136 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,490 Shapsackie violence, here we come! 137 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,130 Sure you don't want first game, Raph? 138 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,530 Oh, I earned it? Why, thank you. 139 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,330 What? Lujitsu's a beige r - 140 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,400 Make my way up to you, boy!